TRUE STORY FROM "THE HOUSTON
HERALD" NEWSPAPER IN HOUSTON , TEXAS

MARCH 5th, 2009

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston , Texas , was
arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6
times in the back as he was running away with her purse.

The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the arraignment judge, sworn in, and asked to explain her actions.

The woman replied, "I was standing at the corner
bus stop for about 15 minutes, waiting for the

bus to take me home after work.  I am a waitress at a local café, I was there alone, so I had my right hand on my pistol, it was in my purse, that was hung over my left shoulder.

All of a sudden I was being spun around hard to my left.  As I caught my balance, I saw a man

running away from me with my purse.  I looked down at my right hand and I saw  that my fingers were wrapped tightly around my pistol.

The next thing I remember is saying out loud, No way punk!  Your not stealing my pay check and tips!

I raised my right hand, pointed my pistol at the man running away from me with my purse, and squeezed the trigger of my pistol 6 times!

When asked by the arraignment judge, "Why did you shoot the man 6 times?

The woman replied under oath, "Because, when I
pulled the trigger the 7th time, it only went click."

The woman was acquitted of all charges.  And she was back at work at the café, the next day!

 Now THAT'S  Gun Control !!

A British citizen and self-professed follower of Osama bin Laden, Reid allegedly hid explosives inside his shoes aboard a flight from Paris to Miami and attempted to use a match to light the fuse in his shoe. Reid was found guilty of charges of terrorism in 2003, and a U.S. federal court sentenced him to life imprisonment.[3]

Jose Padilla, May 2002

U.S. officials arrested Padilla in May 2002 at O'Hare Airport in Chicago as he returned to the United States from Pakistan, initially charging him with being an enemy combatant and planning to use a "dirty bomb" (an explosive laced with radioac­tive material) in an attack against America. In 2005, the government officially indicted Padilla for conspiring with Islamic terrorist groups

Lackawanna Six, September 2002

When the FBI arrested Sahim Alwan, Yahya Goba, Yasein Taher, Faysal Galab, Shafal Mosed, and Mukhtar al-Bakri, the press dubbed them the "Lackawanna Six" (also the "Buffalo Six" or "Buf­falo Cell"). Five of the six had been born and raised in Lackawanna, New York.[7] The six Amer­ican citizens of Yemeni descent were arrested for conspiring with terrorist groups. They had stated that they were going to Pakistan to attend a reli­gious training camp but instead attended an al-Qaeda "jihadist" camp.

Iyman Faris, May 2003

A naturalized U.S. citizen originally from Kash­mir and living in Columbus, Ohio, Iyman Faris was arrested for conspiring to commit a terrorist act. He was suspected of planning to use blowtorches to collapse the Brooklyn Bridge.[9] Faris pled guilty to conspiracy and providing material support to al-Qaeda. Virginia "Jihad" Network, June 2003

In Alexandria, Virginia, 11 men were arrested for weapons counts and for violating the Neutrality Act, which prohibits U.S. citizens and residents from attacking countries with which the United States is at peace. Of these 11 men, four pled guilty. Upon further investigation, the other seven members of the group were indicted on additional charges of conspiring to support terrorist organizations. They were found to have connections with al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and Lashkar-i-Taiba, a terrorist organization that targets the Indian government.

Dhiren Barot, August 2004

A terrorist cell under the leadership of Dhiren Barot was arrested for plotting to attack the New York Stock Exchange and other financial institu­tions in New York, Washington, and Newark, New Jersey, and later accused of planning attacks in England.

James Elshafay and Shahawar Matin Siraj, August 2004

James Elshafay and Shahawar Matin Siraj were arrested for plotting to bomb a subway station near Madison Square Garden in New York City before the Republican National Convention.Yassin Aref and Mohammed Hossain, August 2004

Two leaders of an Albany, New York, mosque were charged with plotting to purchase a shoulder-fired grenade launcher to assassinate a Pakistani diplomat.[24] An investigation by the FBI, the Trea­sury Department's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, and the local police contributed to the arrest. With the help of an informant, the FBI was able to set up a sting that lured Mohammed Hos­sain into a fake terrorist conspiracy.[25] Hossain brought Yassin Araf, a Kurdish refugee, as a wit­ness. The informant offered details of a fake terror­ist plot, claiming that he needed the missiles to murder a Pakistani diplomat in New York City. Both agreed to help.[26]

Umer Hayat and Hamid Hayat, June 2005

In Lodi, California, Umer Hayat and Hamid Hayat, a Pakistani immigrant and his American son, were arrested after allegedly lying to the FBI about the son's attendance at an Islamic terrorist training camp in Pakistan.

The son, Hamid Hayat, was found guilty of sup­porting terrorism and was sentenced to 24 years.

Levar Haley Washington, Gregory Vernon Patterson, Hammad Riaz Samana, and Kevin James, August 2005

Arrested in Los Angeles, California, the mem­bers of the group were charged with conspiring to attack Los Angeles National Guard facilities, syna­gogues, and other targets in the Orange County area.[28] Kevin James allegedly founded a radical Islamic prison group and converted Levar Wash­ington and others to the group, which was known as JIS, short for Jamiyyat Ul-Islam Is-SaheehAll of the defendants pled not guilty and cur­rently await trial.

Michael C. Reynolds, December 5, 2005

Michael C. Reynolds was arrested  by the FBI and charged with being involved in a plot to blow up a Wyoming natural gas refinery; the Transcontinental Pipeline, a natural-gas pipeline stretching from the Gulf Coast to New York and New Jersey; and a New Jersey Standard Oil refinery.

Mohammad Zaki Amawi, Marwan Othman El-Hindi, Zand Wassim Mazloum, February 2006

In Toledo, Ohio, Mohammad Zaki Amawi, Mar­wan Othman El-Hindi, and Wassim Mazloum were arrested for "conspiring to kill or injure people in the Middle East" and providing material support to terrorist organizations.

Syed Haris Ahmed and Ehsanul Islam Sadequee, April 2006

Syed Haris Ahmed and Ehsanul Islam Sadequee from Atlanta, Georgia, were accused of conspiracy, having discussed terrorist targets with alleged ter­rorist organizations.[39] They allegedly met with Islamic extremists and received training and in­struction in how to gather videotape surveillance of potential targets in the Washington area.

Narseal Batiste, Patrick Abraham, Stanley Grant Phanor, Naudimar Herrera, Burson Augustin, Lyglenson Lemorin, and Rotschild Augstine, June 2006

Seven men were arrested in Miami and Atlanta for allegedly being in the early stages of a plot to blow up the Sears Tower in Chicago, as well as the FBI offices and other buildings. The arrests resulted from an investigation involving an FBI informant. It is alleged that Narsearl Batiste was the leader of the group and first suggested attacking the Sears Tower in December 2005.[41]

All individuals have pled not guilty and are awaiting trial.

Assem Hammoud, July 2006

Conducting on-line surveillance of chat rooms, the FBI discovered a plot to attack underground transit links with New Jersey.[42] Eight suspects, including Assem Hammoud, an al-Qaeda loyalist living in Lebanon, were arrested for plotting to bomb the New York City train tunnels.[43] Ham­moud was a self-proclaimed operative for al-Qaeda and admitted to the plot.[44] He is currently in cus­tody in Lebanon, and his case is pending. Two other suspects are in custody in other locations, and investigators continue to hunt down the other five suspects.

Liquid Explosives Plot, August 2006

British law enforcement was able to stop a terror­ist plot to load 10 commercial airliners headed to the United States with liquid explosives.[45] The areas said to be targeted were New York, Washington, D.C., and California.[46] Approximately 24 British persons were arrested in the London area. The style of the plot has raised speculation that al-Qaeda was behind it, but no concrete evidence has proven this.

Fort Dix Plot, May 2007

Six men were arrested in a plot against Fort Dix, a U.S. Army base in New Jersey. The plan included attacking and killing soldiers using assault rifles and grenades.[49] Five of the alleged conspirators had conducted training missions in the nearby Pocono Mountains. The sixth helped to obtain weapons. The arrests were made after a 16-month FBI opera­tion that included infiltrating the group. The inves­tigation began after a store clerk alerted authorities when he discovered a video file of the group firing weapons and calling for "jihad."

JFK Plot, June 2007

Four men plotted to blow up a jet fuel artery that runs through residential neighborhoods at the John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City. It is alleged that they believed this would create more destruction than September 11. Authorities stated that the attack would have caused major damage.[51]

Russell Defreitas, the leader of the group was arrested in Brooklyn. One of the men was a former airport worker, and two other individuals had links to Islamic extremists in South America and the Car­ibbean.[52] Two others, Abdul Kadir and Kareem Ibrahim, are being held in Trinidad. Kadir was an imam in Guyana, former member of parliament, and mayor of the town of Linden, Guyana. Ibrahim is a Trinidadian citizen. The fourth suspect—Abdel Nur, a Guyanese citizen—remains at large.[53]

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, March 2007

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, captured in 2003, is alleged to have been involved in a number of terrorist plots and is among the most senior of Osama bin Laden’s operatives to have been captured. He is currently held at the U.S. military detention facility at Guantanamo Bay. Mohammed admitted in March 2007 to helping to plan, organize, and run the September 11 attacks and also claimed responsibility for the first bombing at the World Trade Center and the bombings of nightclubs in Bali in 2002 and a Kenyan hotel. He has stated that he decapitated American journalist Daniel Pearl and took responsibility for helping to plan the failed attack by Richard Reid, along with plots at Heathrow Airport, Canary Wharf, and Big Ben, as well as targets in Israel and the Panama Canal. He also helped to develop plots surrounding Los Angeles, Chicago, and the Empire State Building as well as U.S. nuclear power stations. He also had plotted to assassinate Pope John Paul II and former President Bill Clinton.

November 6 2009  Fort Hood

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, a U.S. citizen born in Virginia to Jordanian parents, was wounded by a civilian police officer responding to a shooting rampage that is believed to be the worst ever at a U.S. base, said Lt. Gen. Robert Cone, commanding general of Fort Hood.  Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan was described as a devout Muslim........hmmmm nearly all of the people had ties to, or were actively involved in the Islamic faith...is that by accident????.....but that's profiling...and profiling is wrong...lol......But I am sure by the time it is all done with...the left will blame Bush Beck and Rush....riff

(Newser) – Mexican drug gangs have been rapidly expanding their marijuana-growing operations in the US in recent years, especially on Indian reservations. The gangs take advantage of underfunded tribal police departments, large tracts of unused land, and overlapping jurisdictions to set up grows on reservations from California to South Dakota, authorities say. The Mexicans easily blend in with transient populations on the reservations, according to cops.

The traffickers also use the reservations for gun trafficking and smuggling of narcotics brought in from Mexico and Canada. Overstretched tribal police say they expect the gangs to continue appearing during every growing season. "If we ever catch them, we'll run them off the reservation," the police chief at one Oregon reservation tells the Wall Street Journal.

I say put a bounty on the f-ing illegal swine...10 bucks per set of ears....make then too scared to come across

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Particularly if it is Christ/Christianity)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a Conservative has the chance, he will vote to protect unborn children and the innocent.                                                                                    A liberal will defend a terrorist or criminal and gladly suck an unborn child from the womb.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Have a nice day you liberals....despite yourselves....riff

mom.."he has fever"...did you give him anything for the fever?....Yes...what and when......motrin three days ago, it worked for a while then quit....

mom, well since my kid is here, I have a cough too...

and when did your child get sick?...four days ago, but after trick or treating today we decided to swing by the ER

"patient"....I need a pregnancy test...do you think you might be pregnant?...yes i havent had my period this month...ok...any medical history, operations ect ect.  ....yes.......well?????.....no gall bladder , no appendix, hysterectomy, and ovaries removed.....when was this?...six years ago..(do what?  )..... when was the last time you had your period?.....six years ago after the hysterectomy...and you want a pregnancy test because you haven't had your period???....yes....OK, we will tell the Doc.......(out of earshot of patient)...psych consult for a 67 year old male in triage

"I need to be seen"...ok what is the emergency?...I bumped my head, now I have a headache......when did this happen?.....ten years ago.......*sigh* (sadly shakes head)...OK we will tell the doctor

"I need to see a doctor"...yes maam what is wrong...I started my medicine for strep throat this afternoon at 430pm, and I'm still feeling sick..(time was 630pm)...*doctor sees patient, writes discharge instructions*...."keep taking the medicine as directed, two hours is a bit early to tell if it's working"...(patient, immediately sighs in relief)...Thank you doctor...and leaves

any medical history?...Yes, I'm a submissive and a furry...furry?...yes I like to dress up as an animal and ...well you know...*and she winks at me through her missing teeth, and smiles*....OK....the doc will see you shortly...*runs out of room, hides in a corner in a fetal position and drools, screaming "My eyes my eyes..oh the horror"*..(not really but I thought about it)...lol

This was in addition to the coke heads with chest pain and a heart rate of 160, the meth addicts with complaints of bad teeth, and the mothers dragging their whole family of six or seven kids all under 12 ...during a nasty thunderstorm with reports of flash flooding...I need all of them seen ..they have runny noses..........but all in all I do love my job...rofl...can't wait for that ole health care to *ahem*..fix things..(laughs and slaps sides).....riff

Things you don't want to do in the nude.

16. Paint ball warfare

15. forget the mosquito repellant

14. Use a weed eater.

13. Dodge ball

12. Learn to fly fish

11. Bee keeping

10. Fry bacon

 
 9. Arc weld

 
 8. Bathe a cat

 7. Operate a snow blower

 6. Clear a patch of poison ivy

 5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass

 
 4. Operate a lathe

 3. Present a children's television show

 
 2. Take Mass with the Pope

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
 1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk .......lol...riff

Newser) – An "impoverished journalist" not quite desperate enough to sell her body on Craigslist decided to try the next best thing—selling used panties. "Unlike sex for money, selling used underwear didn't feel inherently sleazy or immoral," Meghan Pleticha writes for Nerve. She drew the line at posing in them, but not at meeting buyers at Starbucks, and then discretely removing them in the restroom.

Though the two men who took her up on her ad—after bargaining her down from $100 to $30 a pair—seemed nice and normal enough, the 166 emails she exchanged with non-buyers who "just wanted to get pictures of me in my underwear for free" made her feel slimed. "I'd envisioned a wallet full of Benjamins and a drawer of new panties," she writes. "I hadn't envisioned myself—and I'm cringing as I write this—making extravagant promises about how 'juicy' my panties were..........

OK that was pathetic...maybe somebody need to find a new line of work, because she apparently stinks at this one...riff

Daughter...daddy come here quick....what ..in here...(goes to utility room and points to dryer) pull that out..*points at the lint trap*

OK...so I pull out the trap..."uh uh I aint eating that"....now sweetie why would you say that?......Our teacher said it was lint day and we had to be good and eat fish and lint.........we have since pulled our daughter out of Catholic school

neice #1 Bye yard

neice #2 Bye yard

Neice #1 bye rose bush

Neice #2 bye rose bush 

Neice #1  By flower bed

neice #2 By flower dead

neice #1 Those flowers arent dead they are alive

neice #2 Bye flowers live

On getting back from the doctor for an ear ache.."I have an ear confection"

While giving my daughter a piggyback ride  "Daddy you need some sun screen"..why is that?..*pats top of my head*..Cuz you aint got no hair up here you gonna get a sundburned"...gee ...thanks

Neice #2...I went pee pee in the potty .(all the adults)..YEAHHHH CLAP CLAP

Neice #1..(already potty trained)...How come nobody claps when I go

new foods...bisketti and raviololololi's

Neice #1 whats for dinner im hungry......We are going to boil some dogs, and heat up chili....Neice runs out of back door and graps the pooch.sobbing .."poor doggy I wont let them boil you...do you like chili....MomMMMMMMM ruffy dont want to be boiled...but want some chili....with no ununs

lol....kids gotta luv em....riff

By The Associated Press

October 24, 2009, 9:58AM

RIVERDALE -- The U.S. Army will make an exception to a decades-old rule and allow a Sikh doctor from Morris County to serve without removing his turban and cutting his hair, an advocacy group said Friday.

Capt. Kamaljeet Singh Kalsi, of Riverdale, is the first Sikh to be allowed to go on active duty with a turban, beard and unshorn hair in more than 20 years, according to the New York-based Sikh Coalition.

The decision does not overturn an Army policy from the 1980s that regulates the wearing of religious items, Acting Deputy Chief of Staff Maj. Gen. Gina Farrisee wrote in a letter to Kalsi dated Thursday and posted online by the Sikh Coalition.

Instead, the Army's decision follows a long-standing practice of deciding such requests on a case-by-case basis, the letter said. Farrisee said the Army had weighed Kalsi's request against factors such as "unit cohesion, morale, discipline, safety and/or health."

There is more but I didn't feel like posting it......It just seems wrong to me...but then again I see the point of also getting a much needed MD in the ranks.....but I still don't like it......oh well....riff

#2. A MRSA abcess stinks, and can shoot out when the boil is lanced

#3. Sebaceous cyst...see number two lol

#4. Meth addicts are fricken sick   look up tinkle tweakers...OH MY!

#5. Portugese breakfast.....Pass on that

#6. Bones feel gross as hell when they grind together, in somebodys arm/wrist...and seems to hurt awful bad :(

#7. Strep throat gives you some kinda nasty breath

#8 Drunk people bleed like hell when cut with a box knife

#9 Those same tough manly he-men that are drunk ten foot tall and bullet proof scream like little bitches when tazed

#10. There is a practice that originated in Africa called Jenkem..it involves fermenting human waste and collecting the gas with a baloon....then huffing it..to get high......you can't make that kinda grossness up...good greif....enjoy supper...lol..riff

Stolen from the *ahem* Not really a news service...FOX

I bet they really love FOX after this......they didn't buy this hoax and are not being quiet about it...lmao.....Sorry white house the hoax is for libs.....lol...riff

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce on Monday said that a press release declaring the group had dropped its opposition to climate change legislation was a hoax. 

The fake press release, which declared the Chamber had done an "about-face on climate policy" following the defection of prominent members, was briefly picked up by Reuters and several other media organizations. 

But the Chamber sent out a counter-release setting the record straight. 

"Public relations hoaxes undermine the genuine effort to find solutions on the challenge of climate change," spokesman Thomas Collamore said. "These irresponsible tactics are a foolish distraction from the serious effort by our nation to reduce greenhouse gases." 

He said the group would call for law enforcement to investigate. 

But Politico.com reported that the liberal activist group The Yes Men took responsibility for the hoax -- apparently part of a broader effort to undermine the Chamber in its opposition to cap-and-trade legislation and other Obama administration priorities. 

Politico.com reported Monday that Democrats in Congress and the White House are doing an end run around the Chamber of Commerce to weaken their political influence by dealing directly with individual CEOs. 

White House adviser Valerie Jarrett told Politico.com that the officials "prefer the approach," because it allows them to deal with people "on the front lines, running businesses." 

But the Chamber accused the White House of a divide-and-conquer strategy. 

Collamore said in his statement Monday that the Chamber would continue to "seek opportunities" to engage in the discussion about climate change policy, and that "the U.S. Chamber believes that strong climate legislation is compatible with the goals of improving our economy and creating jobs."

URBAN LEGEND! The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.

It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.

Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.

The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:

The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.

The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

Stop this lunacy before it gets out of hand.

"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."
-- Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in 1989

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
-- J. Danforth Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- J. Danforth Quayle

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89

"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world."
-- The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card. [Not a beacon of literacy, though.]

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"The future will be better tomorrow."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 1/17/89

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Public speaking is very easy."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
--Vice President Dan Quayle

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/5/90

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
--Vice President Dan Quayle

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
--Vice President Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

(Just to be fair...some of these quotes are recycled from the original idiot Dan Quayle, I'll post his too some are funny as hell....riff)

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

 You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.” — John Kerry
- John F. Kerry   

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John F. Kerry  

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-  John F. Kerry    

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John F. Kerry   

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John F. Kerry    

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John F. Kerry    

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-  John F. Kerry   

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John F. Kerry    

"Public speaking is very easy."
- John F. Kerry   

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John F. Kerry    

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John F. Kerry   

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John F. Kerry   

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-  John F. Kerry  

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and  water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry    

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John F. Kerry

  This one is from Racecom.....a company that is actually selling them, and actually has the talent and materials to build them..unlike some hacks such as myself...(disclaimer...those guys aint paying me sh**.....and are in no F-ing way connected to me or represented by me)....later

ever heard of this.......Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and faeces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from those materials. We have performed activities in residences containing dozens upon dozens of 2 litre soft drink bottles filled with urine waiting to be processed. In such labs it would not be uncommon to find as much as 100 litres of stored urine.

...........stay off the crap...any questions